Need Me is a “How to Torture a Man in Ten Days” type of romantic comedy. Get ready to laugh in inappropriate places!

I’m not a happily-ever-after kind of girl. What guy wants to be with the girl who has to measure her life between doctor’s appointments?

But don’t cry for me, Argentina. I’m okay with being alone. Besides, being outrageous is way more fun. I’ve made a game of seeing how far I can push before guys go running. Until I meet one who just keeps coming back.

He makes me laugh. He listens. And all the crazy stuff I do doesn’t even faze him. In fact, he’s just as crazy as I am. Which is a problem when I find out that my Mr. Outrageous has the power to ruin my best friend’s career.

What am I supposed to do with that? One word from this guy and everything my bestie has worked for will crash and burn. So I’m taking the gloves off. It’s time for Operation: Get Rid of Mr. Perfect.

If being crazy didn’t get rid of him maybe I have to try the scariest thing of all. 

Being myself.

* The long awaited story of Ariana Silva

WARNING: This book contains depictions of flying phallic objects, a smart-mouthed heroine, a tiny dog who likes to lick her butt and everyone’s favorite little furry buddy, Edward.