who is minx malone?
she doesn't even go here
Now that we've gotten the boring, official bio over with...
Everyone says you’re supposed to have an ‘About Me’ page but I never know what to say in a bio. How do I explain in a few sentences who I am? Since that seems impossible, I suppose I’ll start with who I am NOT.
I am NOT the diva type. I’m usually wearing a faded college T-shirt with Wonder Woman leggings.
I am NOT the girl with the fancy makeup. The one time I managed to get false eyelashes on, it looked like I’d been attacked by an exotic bird.
What I am is unexpectedly snarky, unapologetically nerdy and fiercely loyal to my friends. I love dramatic opera music, staid old men wearing suspenders, claw-foot bathtubs and unexpected surprises. I squeak when I sneeze, am helplessly ticklish and most important, I’m happy exactly as I am.
Other than that, I love to read, binge-watch shows on Netflix, play around with graphic design and of course, WRITE. I adore the fact that I get to make up stuff for a living.
Best. Job. Evah.
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