Laughed so much, my husband almost kicked me out of bed!
Laughed so much, my husband almost kicked me out of bed!
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER
For the first time ever my rooster š wonāt crow. I canāt believe it either. Itās a tragedy.
Years of perfect performance and now this traitor decides to get picky. And the only woman who makes little Milo stand up and c-ck a doodle doo is my co-worker, Mya Taylor, a.k.a. my competition for the biggest ad account this side of the Atlantic.
Our client wants a wedding expert so I’m suddenly fake-engaged to a woman who hates me AND would gladly put my balls in her purse. But when I find out sheās never taken a trip to O-town, we make a little wager.
Not only will I win the client, but Iāll prove to her that multiples are NOT a myth. We work together all day and fight between the sheets all night. But at the end of the day, itās still a competition.
May the best man win.
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MILO
Time to get our game faces on.
As we approach the table, everyone stands, and the introductions are made all around.
Maybe itās because Iām watching Mr. Lavin so closely that I see how his eyes follow Mya after she shakes his hand and then walks around the table to greet the other members of his team. She knows all of their names, as do I. Then she takes a seat right next to me.
āThank you all for traveling to meet with me. Iāve had this week scheduled with potential investors for months, so itās been helpful that you could come to me while Iām already in the States.ā
āWhen do you go back to Italy?ā Wallace asks. āI follow you on Instagram. You guys, his page is lit. Fast cars, beautiful clothes. Youāre living the dream, man.ā He sighs before digging into his salad course enthusiastically.
Andre just laughs. āThank you. This is our goal, to be as the kids say, fire. Why is all of the American slang centered around temperature, I wonder? It used to be that things were cool, now theyāre hot, fire, bomb or lit. Fascinating. I have an entire team of people who study the social media trends.ā
I strongly suspect that Wallace in his own unique, bumbling way has just broken the ice for us.
Well, if heās broken the ice, I might as well jump in first.
āMirage employs a lot of talented young designers. Itās why our ad campaigns are so on trend. We combine years of experience in understanding what makes people buy with the fresh perspective of different generations.ā
Mya grins over at me. āWallace is on Miloās team. Heās been with us for almost a year now and graduated from Columbia with honors. Heās also an amateur photographer and is pretty popular on Instagram, too.ā
I glance over at her. He is? How does she know all that?
Maybe there is something to paying attention in those bullshit icebreaker sessions at work after all.
Wallace looks shocked, too. āMy account has nowhere near the numbers some of my friends have, but I just passed ten thousand.ā
Mr. Lavin actually looks impressed. āThatās quite an accomplishment, especially for a hobbyist.ā He clears his throat. āIām happy to meet with you all in person after hearing about you from Mr. Lawson.ā
James gives him a tight smile. āIām extremely proud of my team.ā
āIt shows,ā Andre replies.
Dinner proceeds with the typical pleasantries. Wallace looks a little confused, but I can only pray the kid can hold his tongue.
With these types of clients, you never rush right into business. You need to woo them, almost like a woman youāre trying to convince to come back to your place after dinner. Sheās not just going to come with you if you ask within the first ten minutes. She needs you to show her that youāre worth her time.
Are you going to savor her the same way you do the ten-inch porterhouse on your plate?
Or will you rush through the act like a kid scarfing down an ice cream cone?
I canāt imagine a man like Andre Lavin scarfing anything. He needs to see that weāre not only the best team to take over his marketing but also that weāre people he can work with.
We need him to like us.
As the waitress is clearing the entrees, Andre looks around the table with satisfaction. āPerhaps it is old-fashioned, but I care to meet with any agencies that work on our marketing directly. Itās important that the people crafting our image understand what weāre about here at Lavin Fashions.ā
Everyone instantly ceases their side conversations and pays attention. Now weāre getting to the good stuff. The reason weāre all here.
āWhat is your vision of Lavin Fashions, Mr. Lavin?ā Mya asks. āIāve read the official company mission statement, but I would love to hear it from you.ā
āPlease, call me Andre.ā
The way heās looking at her makes it seem like he just wants to hear her say his name. My hand sitting on top of the table curls into a fist.
Itās unsettling that this bothers me. Heās just a client, throwing a little charm at the pretty ad executive. Iāve seen it plenty of times, and Iāve had my fair share of clients, male and female, attempt to flirt with me.
None of those made me want to growl in frustration. Or made me worry that Mya might actually want to flirt back.
āItās much more than just the clothes,ā Andre begins after a brief pause. āOur brand creates the garments that become part of peopleās memories. Weāre looking for a partner that understands the importance of family, friendship, love.ā
The woman sitting next to him sniffs. Cristiane Laveque. From my research on the Lavin team, I know that sheās a top designer for Lavin Fashions.
āApologies, but this is not a strength of American companies, we have found. So few understand lāamore.ā She shakes her head ruefully as if the vulgar ways of the American market are just too much.
Mentally, Iām rolling my eyes, but this could be a real obstacle to winning their business. If they think that weāre not cultured enough, it will be difficult to change that opinion.
Granted, Mirage does plenty of āAmericanā commercials and brands, but itās not like weāre all racecars and beer. We have plenty of upper-echelon brands in the jewelry, hotel and entertainment industries.
āI believe Mirage can handle anything. We have such a diverse workforce that all of our clients find someone they can relate to. We also have more women in leadership roles than many of our competitors.ā
Maybe thatāll calm her fears that we donāt get lāamore. Mya in particular handles a lot of brands that cater to women, including a high-profile lingerie line.
Andre sits back in his chair and seems to be considering her words. āI must admit weāve been approached by other firms that are run by people who are married. They understand what brides want.ā
James sits up straighter. āSo, it is a bridal line?ā
Andre laughs lightly. āYes, the rumors are true. Lavin Fashions will introduce a new line called Lavin Bridal next year. I didnāt want word to get out until it was all finalized.ā
āIām sure all the women on our team have mentally planned their dream wedding, even if they arenāt married.ā I send a panicked glance at Mya.
This would be a really good fucking time for her to pipe in with some story of how sheās been dreaming of her wedding dress since she was a little girl.
Unfortunately, Andre seems to be following my line of thought because he turns directly to Mya, too. āIf you were planning a wedding, for example,ā he says, āwouldnāt you want a wedding planner who was married?ā
Mya pauses with her water glass halfway to her mouth. āWell, yes. I suppose I would.ā
James just blinks. Wallace pauses mid-chew with a piece of iceberg lettuce hanging from his lip. The whole table seems stunned into silence. She didnāt mean to say that, and everyone can see it on her face.
But in a rare, caught-off-guard moment, Mya has done the unforgivable.
Sheās been honest.
An awkward silence descends over the table. James takes another gulp from his scotch. Across from me, members of the Lavin team exchange significant glances before taking an interest in their plates. Worst of all, Andre Lavin just looks amused.
While Mya looks devastated.
You know how sometimes you can look back and identify the precise moment you fucked up? Well, later tonight Iām sure Iāll be remembering the exact second I pushed us all off the cliff together.
āI agree,ā I state loudly.
James chokes slightly, and Wallace pounds him on the back. I ignore his panicked look and keep my eyes on Mr. Lavin.
āI agree with Mya,ā I repeat in case anyone at the table missed it the first time I pushed my career in front of a bus.
āHaving a married wedding planner would be great. Although Iād be more concerned about the people actually doing the work. Thatās really what sets Mirage apart.ā
By now, everyone is staring at me, especially James, probably wondering where the hell Iām going with this.
Mya, however, is watching me with a small, tremulous smile on her face. Like she canāt believe that Iām backing her up right now. And damn if that smile isnāt what does me in. Because I donāt just bet on distracting Mr. Lavin; I double down and take it all the way to the bank.
āMirage is really the best fit for anything to do with weddings. After all, itās the only agency I know with two team leads that are in love and engaged to be married.ā I turn to Mya and whisper, āJust go with it.ā
Then I tilt my head slightly and brush my lips over hers.